A Terrifying Discovery
Seoul – 25th April 2022, reports of child labor-induced counterfeit BTS merchandise in the Philippines created an uproar in media circles. While fans of the group took to the streets to show their heartfelt support, social commentators have been locked into heated debates concerning the working conditions and health of the malnourished children. Shortly after, BTS Idol Jungkook tweeted out a statement declaring war on the Philippines. The tweet reads: “The BTS merchandise is an intellectual property of HYBE corporation, and any actions, legal or otherwise being made in offense to the BTS brand will face true retribution.”, which has spurred the group’s hardcore fans to fly into a rage. “We will destroy the Philippines” reads an anonymous tweet from a fan, but their efforts might be in vain as a developing story unveils the true horrifying face beneath the whole operation.
The Church of Christ, Unmasked
Iglesia Ni Cristo or “The Church of Christ” is a unipersonal religious corporation and the cult behind the Philippine government. Iglesia Ni Cristo is claimed by its followers to be the “one true church” of God, whereas the rests are fakes and apostates. Ever since its founding in 1913, Iglesia Ni Cristo has slithered into all kinds of nefarious industries and underground activities, which include child labor-induced counterfeits. Suspiciously, the current Executive Minister Eduardo V. Manalo had previously argued against BTS, claiming they were “beyond salvation” and that their followers would be judged “harshly” on the Day of Judgement.
One could claim that Eduardo V. Manalo has conspired with the Philippine Government to initiate a smear campaign on the Korean idol group as it threatens the church’s influence and holds on the country. A terrifying thought, because if history is to be repeated, it could launch the country into full-blown civil war. No, we will not elaborate. Regardless, Iglesia Ni Cristo is notorious for its serial abductions and killings, and fans of Jungkook might want to steer clear, as this might be too much for the Army to handle. Meanwhile, the Philippine Government has since “seized the production facility” and claims of the children being “rescued” are being thrown about to satiate the masses, but despite their “diligence”, they claim that the facility was a simple result of BTS’s “unprecedented” popularity. What a joke.
This further proves the Church’s influence on the government, and while Rodrigo Duterte can and will keep harping on about “social dissonance” to the disillusioned masses, it is crystal clear that the Philippines are treading on a block of thin confrontational ice. Several unconfirmed reports in the past few weeks have been signaling a substantial flow of money into the government’s treasury accounts, which might be used to fuel the country’s arms race or worse, to buy a substantial stake in HYBE corporation.
War is Unavoidable Prepare Yourselves
“I am terrified,” Park Jimin told his fans in a social meet and greet, “He even canceled all our shows and refuses to come out of his room to eat”. Reports of Jungkook’s declining health mixed with Anti-Philippines rhetoric have cast a cloud of concern for Korea. “War is unavoidable, prepare yourselves” slogans are being thrown about on social media, and acts of domestic terrorism have skyrocketed. For how long will the Blue House stay silent?
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