New Beginnings. End Of an Era.
In light of Emmanuel Macrons' reelection, the time has come for France to take decisive measures against the scourge of religion and racism. In the past, France was keen to deny the very existence of racism by taking on a stance of complete obliviousness, however, that very obliviousness allowed hatred and bigotry to fester and ultimately spread all over France. By design, France is a secular state with an indiscriminate focus on independence and individuality. And by BELIEVING IN God, a citizen forfeits their right to embody the French republic. And they must be promptly dealt with as believing in God is a relic of the past.
Profiling AI. Indiscriminate. Unforgiving.
France is known for its ingenuity Ala the Maginot line that to this day stands un-breached. It should therefore come as no surprise that the country has hit major milestones in establishing a racially indiscriminate AI that would allow the authorities in France to carry out the Justice of the French Republic by itself. As stated previously, being a believer in God or being a skin color darker than the perfectly attractive eggshell white would render themselves to be a target worth eliminating. The following changes should be expected if Macron grows a pair.
No more nude beaches. As faith would have it, being nude is symbolically and fundamentally religious. Adam and Eve, Naked. Their children were naked. Guess what people wear at their birth? That's right they don't wear anything because they're naked. In following this philosophy Childbirth would now be punishable by death, and clothed intercourse would be mandatory.
Croissants. Christ. Cross. What's the connection? It's clear that the baked effigy is a shout-out to the confined civilization of the past and therefore is of no interest to the French Republic.
Bruised limbs exhibit a darker skin tone, showing a willingness to accept foreign ideologies and thus would be amputated on the spot by a professional amputator from the prestigious underbelly of France.
Tying it all up, the citizens of France would no longer be allowed to bathe as the act of bathing is dangerously close to baptismal practices. Wine is symbolic in Christian lore so it’s technically a religious symbol and therefore unsuitable for France. And last but not least the French authorities would resign categorically to pave the way for a better, smarter future.
A Civilization Built on Love and Understanding.
People are bound to be angry, but Macron shouldn’t fear. Humankind is nit-picky by nature and a few years of subjected torment should drill the fools in line. If Britain or the UN intervene, they must also be dealt with. France has had enough of voracious colonialist empires and their cultural invasions. It is therefore no time like the current to promote “hate” in society.
However, some things would persist. The city of love, Paris, is known for its profound love stories and while the above restrictions might be subjectively debilitating, they shouldn't detract people from making precious memories there. In this regard, one can expect a more “Cyberpunk 2077” version of Emily in Paris, which is bound to be popular among the naïve dregs of society.
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