The LGBT needs a new face
The LGBTQ+ community is undergoing a serious metamorphosis, not only has it attracted all kinds of critics whose minds trace back to a pre-crustacean era, but it has also sparked a change in society. It has created an umbrella of acceptance for people discounting zoophiles and the MAP cult. It is, therefore, necessary for the community to make a very important decision.
It’s about time the LGBTQ+ found a new face. No, Ellen Degenerate doesn’t count. What the community needs right now is a powerful source of vitality. Someone that can allow the LGBTQ+ to extend its width and breadth, without overshadowing the individuality of the people. Someone that can breathe life into the community. I’m talking about someone who could be the next president of the United States of America. Think about it, the American politics is littered with old white men taken straight out of a Stephen King novel, with their cults and tanning salons. (I’m making a double meaning statement meant to solicit hilariousness). So, by sheer mathematics (I’m bad at math), The LGBTQ+ also needs someone with a cult, someone who is already an icon of society, an enigma to behold, a force of nature, a devout family man, a Tucker Carlson.
The Golden Boy
You know what they say, all press is good press. The same principle applies over here. Unbeknownst to our Exemplar Tucker Carlson, he is already the source of massive press for the LGBTQ+, picture this: Tucker mentions how he’s scared of the denim-wearing lesbians next door on Fox News Media. He claims they scare him because they might turn his children gay. He claims lesbians are devil worshippers since they reduce the amount of hypothetical good Christian boys that get laid. Lo and behold, you have people chiming in with how lesbians are harmless, how they’re good at painting, you have people looking up what lesbians are, and you have an African country (I don’t know where Lebanon is) outraged. This drama gets publicized and develops sort of a norm not unlike that weird MAGA rom-com novel. Furthermore, since the paragon of human design Tucker Carlson manages to stay in the news cycle even when a literal war is going on, there would be no shortage of press. The only real downside to Tucker Carlson would be that there would be no competition.
Furthermore, Tucker has an unseen side no one knows. Yeah, he’s a family man, yeah, he’s a sigma male, but more importantly, he’s someone with a fierce heart. Fierce heart because not everyone can put on airs like he does, fierce because he does what the community needs free of cost, and fierce because he doesn’t even realize his own worth. Some credible sources which I won’t name have inconclusively stated for their own benefit that Tucker is in fact indeed and most definitely a “batter” for the other team.
A Promising Future
This new fundamental change in ideology can push the community to new heights, with Tucker Carlson at their heels. It may be historical in a way since no one has ever attempted to fight fire with oil excluding Emmanuel Macron. Perhaps it’s time to bring a new kind of change to the world. Instead of vying for the world’s acceptance, make the world accept YOU. Happy Pride Month.
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